Ahad, 21 Disember 2008
tagged by Liesah
aku tagged sapa sja yg tbca lah haha xp
sbab urg yg tagged akune buat aku no 4 so aku tagged ya no 4 la haha
1.hazwan
2.yancu
3.alai
4.liesah
5.nunu
6.farah
7.zila
8.wani
9.haziq
How you know 1?
- emm sbab skate haha
What would you do if you never met 2?
- i wont meet no 1 haha xp
What would you do if 3&4 dated you?
- mun 3 haha kompom kna ucap gay!!mun 4 adeyh haha kompom bkelaie sja tu nda pndai diam dua2 hahaha xp
Would 5 & 6 make a good couple?
- no la ofcourse no dua2 girl tu yaw haha xp
Do you think 7 is attractive?
- eyh attractive eyh one of the alai alai tu haha
Do you know anything about 8’s family?
- emm mamanya prnah kan lanja aku tapi aku malu2 haha bruth nyasal aku aa haha..anyway not reli..
Tell me something about 9.
- ytah dngan becapi ne haha xD
What language does 2 speaks?
- tamil and mandarin hahaha xp ndawa..malay la and english
Who is 3 going out with?
- hmm tak tau la aa tapi adatu namanya lupaku haha xp
how old is 4?
- eyh nini tua tu hahaha ndawa dlan brapa bulan 18 la
5?
- 19 hoho
Who is 6 favourite singer?
- kaer hahaa xp eyh yg singaporean anewa lupaku nmanya haha
7 ?
- antah aa haha
Is 8 single?
- inda eyh hahaa
What is 9 last name?
- ahahahaha
Would you consider being in a relationship with 1?
- consider apaeyh haaha kami bukan gay aa haha
Which school does 2 go to?
- smsa yaw
What do you like about 3?
- cool walaupun pendiam and wat he think and want he will always try to achieve it..and mostly he could xD
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Khamis, 18 Disember 2008
Label: Hafiz xp
THEM XD VIDEO CALLS!!
trus2 ne aku wa bngang kna suruh accept video kol hahaa drang ane redi dh bmekap apa kan far hahaha xp
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Label: Hafiz xp
KES LAMA INDA JUMPA HAHA XP
CHILL D OGDC XDnaa kira sorang2 geng2 boreng ndatau apakan dbuat time cuti siliesah tah mmbuat idea kan ksini hahaha xDtkana sorang2 boreng last2 jadith k ogdc ane tapi yg nda nya kamera lupa bwa pksa ta pkai hp siliesah mngmbar haha xD ane ku curi dari fb ney haha xp bnyak gmbarnya nmanya pkai hpnya mngmbar..
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Jumaat, 12 Disember 2008
Label: Hafiz xp
AKU DPAT DARI EMEL HAHA CALI WA SAL ADA YG BNAR THE TOPIK IS BRUNEIAN LOVE LIFE MASA ANI HAHA XP
1. King & Queen control, semua tah kan di control nya. baiktah bali kan kereta control. kan control pun sadang2 la.
2. Ice queen ( ego?) klayi bukan tah kan ngakun salahnya walaupun ya salah.
3. No chemistry. inda sefahaman. surang mau ice cream, surang mau chocolate. apakan?
4. Selingkuh? HAHAHAHAHAHA. ketahuannn!!! ani yang paling babi sekali la.
5. No freedom.semua inda buleh, tepaksa tapok2.. sabar sha.
6. Partner gauk2 tawa2 kan be cali kana signal2. kana cakapi "Bisai2 deh ulah atu!" aww sandi.
7. Permission, apa saja mesti tanya. parents nda lagi tanggung tu. bf / gf lah tanggung! haha.
8. Jalan kadai pakai baju sama jenis, sama kaler.
9. Masalah damit jadi masalah basar. macam kan durang klayi pasal tayi wah, sampai esuk2 nda betagur.
10. Ani nda semua la, Penjeles kan mati. senyum arah kawan pun inda buleh. kana tantang tarus!
11. Makan kalau sama sama paksa control, ilang skill kampung. hehehe. Ada jua yg beshare tu makan. Partnernya nda sadar tu yg partnernya sorg tu nda barus gigi apa sal gagas ngaga ia.
12. Online sampai subuh abis tu tebalik2 I love you, I miss you. mwahs.
13. When credit abis kana marah, ada tia yg cakap.. "kenapakan abis credit ah be msg sama urang lain kah?"
14. Mengusut kan mati. barang damit pun kan di kusut kan.. air liur kucing melakat arah baju pun kan menangis.
15. Sweet talker. cakap Together Forever la, janji itu ini.. baru cium bau kantut mental sudah!
16. Couple mesti kissing. HAHAHAHAHA. ada bonus. nada yang nda kissing, nda ku caya tu. Kiss tgn pipi apa, KISS jua namanya.
17. Mula mula pigang tangan ni, lama lama pigang kepala.... tuhut. Mula2 lambai lama2 bagi fuck .. sama la~
18. Kalau kelayi nda teriak2 nda sah! te sumpah sumpah. words BUDUH kuar.
19. Inda cukup sorang. mau jua ada spare.handal.
20. Kanapatan! kan menipu tapi inda handal.IQ RANDAH..HAHA. bida ehh! BOOO!!!
21. Klayi dalam keta, drive laju2. mesti di takan minyak tu! Pastu break ngajut. Plancit air liur rah cramin dapan. Cian.sawan tia bnr.
22. SARCASTIC. hehe. ada saja kan kana sindir. sabar sha laaa!
23. Inda iklas melayan pasal hari hari jumpa. Baus bah mliat dh. Mkin panjang bulu idung.
24. Handphone 24hrs di tangan. Mcm kwnku tym main bula pun pigang hp bmsn sma gfnya.handal.alum pernah hpnya gugur.main street dh tu.handal~~
25. Tukar2 line, tukar2 handphone, email swap. Rasa bah kn liat mncek sapa dangan bf/gf kuntek.Partner mana tau..mcm msn ada yg spare lagii~
26. LOVE =! CURANG
27. Need time 4 privacy (alasan untuk putus) ada lagi reason yang paling LAME BRABIS.need space, kan belajar dulu. hahaha.
28. Partner nya msg sama urang lain bukan BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND buat "i miss you more than words?" hahaha. ani termasuk dalam golongan curang jua kali.. heh.
29. Inda kana bagi jadi kemarahan. WAHAHAHAA!! Selalu ni.kalau pgi2 urg masam2 muka apa grenti pasal smalam tu.assume sja..paham2 la.for fun sarapan pgi.AHAHAHA.
30. Baru 2-3 bulan together buring sudah. mau lagi yang baru. kanyang lari.
31. Kalau di tanya "handsome ka ku ni yang?" gf jawab " handsomeee ehh!! Bnr!!" tapi dalam hati (bulu idung nya tekeluar ah.)
32. Awal awal pemalu.. lama lama nda tau malu..
33. Main transfer credit.ada gi pandai bunga bunga cakap "cr me low ni..kapih lagi so masani save2 dulu bmsg" pastu ada tia kana forward kn..hahaha
34. Pengikis! hint ckp baju lawa tia, sampai partner ckp "bahh esuk balikan"
35. Couple mesti liat muvee di cinema. baru romantic ~
36. Anniversary celebrate tiap bulan. abis duit. .haha.
37. Dulu2 nda jumpa sehari kan mati rasanya, masani dh jumpa kan mati plg rasanya.
38. Awal2 mau pujuk, batah2 malas tia kan pujuk. pebaik ia menangis smpai ingus nya di lantai..
39. LELAKI, kalau ada game, bula, kereta, makanan.gitar. jadi GF pertama drg tia. Nda tia drg pedulikan gfnya.ada tia bealasan.dluar ku tdi.
40. BINI2, kalau meliat ceta KOREA handsome2 angau2 , mcm BOUTA sul drg. bf nda telayan.sanggup tu bjaga abiskn 2pack CD aa.alasan tdo..AHHAHAHAHA.lagi tia.
41. (18PL.didelete..hahaha)
42. Bejalan kajap ke kadai kaling pun mesti miskol pakai loudspeaker.
43. Kalau nda kana balas miskol kana msg "behapa tu?" kana balas lagi "beria ku tdi" dahto kana tanya lagi "banar kan tu?" membari malas. hahaha.
44. Takut gf/bf inda kana suruh jalan bagi alasan TIDUR padahal bejaur. erm. Ada ni tau ku jua.
45. Partner kana balikan brg, inda pandai besyukur. mau jua yg mahal. branded. eh kira pengikis la jua..
46. Lelaki nda dapat liat bini2 hot. mcm bayi tia usul drg. mun lapar baik asak semua.
47. Bini2 kalau liat bf nya liat bini2 lain kana cubit. Kana tantang lgitu sampai2 ingus bah kuar!48. Minta ambil, akhir sikit jadi kemarahan. mau jua on time.bini2 ni biasa camni.drg aa nda sadar mun besiap aa kan mati batahnya.laki2 harum2 nunggu smpai kuar bah bau ketiak drg nunggu.
49. Kalau be SMS, ujung2 nya mesti ada words "luv u. mwahs" its a MUST.
50. Friendster, facebook mesti ada gambar berdua.
51. MSN mesti nick nya jiwang2 example : zee's, zees's properties.kalau nda pun ada tia nicknya drg buat bad mood la..i don't trust u la..atu something bekenaan love life drg la tu..
52. Selalu bagi lagu macam "eh lagu ani untuk you ni dangar ahhh"
53. Bila ada urang lain.. minta putus, bila sudah putus menyasal tia kan go back. buduh!
54. Abis klayi tamparan muka. abistu ambil uleh arah urang lain. Mulut bauu.makan sampah kah kau kelmarin?hohO
55. Jumpa kawan lama buat inda kenal, kana ucap buang batu la itu ini. pasal takut kana marah. ciannn..
56. Kalau miskol kana reject kana ucap sma urang lain tym atu. hahaha.
57. Da problem sikit2 minta putus.rasa bah..kes baus dah ni..
58. Sanggup online 247 tunggu partner nya online....
59. Kadang2 ada yg tipu parents rasa kn bejumpa, escape sekulah. (kalau parents alom approve) biasanya bini2 illegal ni camni.illegal means below 18.haha.
60. No trust no love lah,bnr jua tu kn..ada urg ada gf/bf dh,msh juua main blakang2..slalunya bini2 ni,sma xbf drg..ujung2 bf drg mrana,cian jua tu..
61. Bini2 awas!!laki2 pun awas!!ada partner yg overseas main blakang tu..true facts bnaaa...
62. Ada partner yg tipu 2urg skaligus..lau bini2,bfnya sama laki2 lain ditipunya,ktanya "me single"..sma lh tu jua ngan laki2..luan jua tu...asak tia semua aaa..
63. Knapa msti ada frensterkn?dskulah bjumpa jua..dmall bjumpa jua..yth makahnya tu baus ah..
64. Cinta urg brunei masani cinta palsu..1% ja cinta bnr..atu pun ada yg prasan gnya,na btah putus tia,buduh bnr..
65. Laki2 slalu kna queen cntrol,knapakn tu ah?cian kaum laki2..tpi lau king cntrol,sma jua hbat nya urg brunei ani,haha..
66. I love u,u love me,i miss u,u miss me..lps kawin,abis btrabangan ufo dlm umah..
67. Kaum laki2 jahat bh,dbuatnya bini2 ani mcm barang..bini2 sama th jua,buat diri sendiri barang laki2..sama2 jahat lh..
68. Psl sayang,apa sja dbalikn..kira cinta bnr2 lh tu kli..cinta bkn barang yoo,cinta atu hati yoo..
69. Prince n princess,beghali...sejak bila kna bgi gelaran ah..sikit2 prince,sikit2 princess,apalaa..cbath realistic..
70. Bini2 slalu ckp 'cobalah phmi diriku' tpi laki2 langsung nda dphmi..palau jua lh bini2 ani..(sory ye..)
71. Couple brunei masani mncemarkn nama negara..sapa stuju???nadakh?haha..lu pikirlah sendiri!!
72. Ada sorang laki2 tu ckp 'nada kh bini2 yg mau kawin taaruf?' bru ya mr nice guy nmanya ni..
73. Bini2 slalu buat msalah..Cerita ini tiada kaitan dgn yg hdup atau dah mampos..tujuan blog ni bukan untuk mnyindir.if ada yg trasa sabar sja.hahaha.this is an article tuk dbaca for fun.pi if kmu mbaca smpai abis,congrates.hee.peace yaw Y(.'_'.)Y (kalau ada yg kan tambah facts bleh jua!!)
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Label: tagged
TAGGED DARI ELL TO THE AII PLUS EE ADD SOME SSS ANOTHER AA AND HH AND ZEEAAAAALLL!! HAHA XP
1.Each blogger must post this rules.
2.Each blogger must being with ten facts about them.
3.Other blogger who are also tagged must also state the rules and ten facts about themselves.
4.You must choose ten people to give this award to and list their names at the end.
5.It is essential that tag is left at their tag boards,letting them know about the award they've received.
TEN FACTS ABOUT ME:
1. pemalas nyahaha xp
2. suka words blabih and cool haha
3. capat boring
4. bukan jenis berusaha
5. sangal dh lyat wyg haha
6. hp and lappy mesti disisi
7. staie xp
8. mau mau xp
9. suka enjoy
10. gawah2 haha xp
TEN PEOPLE I'M GOING TO TAG:
-urg yg balum kna tag sapa sjala hehe xD
One: How has this past week goin for you?
- BORING!!
Two: Who was the last person to text you?
- SI BUNG ANE TXTNYA "POS JADI MEN BULA HAHAHA"XP
Three: Last person of the opposite sex to give you a hug?
- HMM..NADA HAHAA XP
Four: Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
- BELIEVE TAPI PAYAH KAN ACCEPT LA
Five: First person under ' J' on your cell phone?
- JULIA XP
Six: Do you hate that person?
- NDAEYH
Seven: Any fun plans for today?
- NDA YO KO BHAPA XP
Eight: Is the last person you held hands with attractive?
- SDG
Nine: Do you get bored of your girlfriend/boyfriend easily?
- ANDNG PEMBORING JUA AKU NE HAHA
Ten: How many and what kind of animals are in your house?
- ADA KUCING ADIKU
Eleven: Are you disappointed right now?
- YES HAHA
Twelve: When was the last time something bothered you?
- ANTAH YG JELASNYA LAMA DH LA
Thirteen: What's the most interesting thing that happened to you today?
- MY DAY TODAY SO FUCKED UPP!!SO NDA LA TU
Fourteen: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
- MAYBE LA NOT SO HAHA
Fifteen: Would you ever date a friend's ex?
- APA SALAHNYA HAHA XP
Sixteen: If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do?
- OKAY JUA TU HAHA XP
Seventeen: Are you the type that would rather stay at other peoples houses or have them at yours?
- RUMAH KU SENDIRI LA
Eighteen: Have you ever hooked up with one of your ex's best friends?
- BOWH HAHA XP
Nineteen: Do tattoos and piercings excite you?
- NOPE
Twenty: If someone hits you, what would you do?
- SABAR JA AA HAHA XP
Twenty-one: Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
- EMM
Twenty-two: Do you know anyone whose name starts with a Z?
-yup zila,zaidi,zana,zirah and many more xD
Twenty-three: If your ex came up to you and apologized for something they did wrong what would you say?
- it's too late to apologized its too late~haha blagu anewa haha ndalaa..mun drang apologized just say its okay even if its not haha xp
Twenty-four: When was your last encounter with the police?
- NEVA
Twenty-five: Do you still talk to your ex's?
- NOPE
Twenty-six: Who would you like to be friends with again?
- AGAIN?HMM..NDA..
Twenty-seven: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
- NO HAHA XP SIUK SENDIRI TU EYH!!
Twenty-eight: When people talk crap about you what do they say?
- HAHA "EYH KAMU ANE BUAT AKU TPIKIR SAL KATAM PLANG HAAHA"NDA PHAM XP CRAP XP
Twenty-nine: What can always put you in a good mood?
- DOWNLOAD LAGU HAHA XP
Thirty: Have you kissed in the rain?
- ASTA BHAPA JUA KAN KISS BEUJAN DAMAM KRG HAHA
Thirty-one: Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
- WAA SO MANY
Thirty-two: What do you miss about your past?
- MY FRIENDS
Thirty-three: Is there something you wish you could tell someone but you cant?
- WAAA SO MANY YAW
Thirty-four: Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer?
- YAA DER SOME BUT STILL LALALAA~HAHA XP
Thirty-five: Did your last kiss mean anything?
- ANTAH HAHA ADA MEANING JUAKA?
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Rabu, 3 Disember 2008
Label: Hafiz xp
SAVE YOU LYRICS by simple plan
Take a breath I pull myself together
Just another step until I reach the door
You'll never know the way it tears me up inside to see you
Ooh Ooh
I wish that I could tell you something
Ooh Ooh
To take it all away
Sometimes I wish I could save you
And there's so many things that I want you to know
I won't give up til it's over
If it takes you forever I want you to know
When I hear your voice it's drowning in the whispers
You're just skin and bones
There's nothing left to take and no matter what I do
I can't make you feel better
Ooh Ooh
If only I could find the answer
Ooh Ooh
To help me understand
Sometimes I wish I could save you
And there's so many things that I want you to know
I won't give up til it's over
If it takes you forever I want you to know that
If you fall, stumble down
I'll pick you up off the ground
If you lose faith in you
I'll give you strength to pull through
Tell me you won't give up
Cause I'll be waiting if you fall you know
I'll be there for you
Ooh Ooh
If only I could find the answer
Ooh Ooh
To take it all away
Sometimes I wish I could save you
And there's so many things that I want you to know
I won't give up til it's over
If it takes you forever I want you to know
I wish I could save you
I want you to know
I wish I could save you
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Selasa, 2 Disember 2008
RING MY BELL LYRICS by enrique
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Sometimes you love it
Sometimes you don't
Sometimes you need it then you don't and you let go..
Sometimes we rush it
Sometimes we fall
It doesn't matter baby we can take it real slow..
Coz the way that we touch is something that we can't deny
And the way that you move oh you make me feel alive
Come on
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
You try to hide it
I know you do. When all you really want is me to come and get you
You move in closer
I feel you breathe
It's like the world just disappears when you around me oh
Coz the way that we touch is something that we can't deny oh yeah
And the way that you move oh you make me feel alive so
come on
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Say you want, say you need
I can tell by your face love the way it turns me on
I say you want, I say you need
I will do all it takes I would never do you wrong
Coz the way that we love is something that we can't fight oh no
I just can't get enough oh you make me feel alive so come on
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
Say you want say you need I can tell by the way you're looking at me I turn you on
Ring my bell, ring my bells..
say you want say you need if you have what it takes we don't have to wait lets get it on
Ring my bell, ring my bells.
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THE WIND TELLS ME BY JOCELYN SULLIVAN
I STOP WALKING
THE WIND PUSHES AGAINST MY BACK
TELLING ME TO MOVE FORWARD.
I LOOK BEHIND ME
THE WIND BLOWS IN MY FACE
TELLING ME NOT TO LOOK BACK.
I RAKE SOME LEAVES INTO A PILE
THE WIND SCATTERS THEM
TELLING ME TO LEAVE THEM BE
I BLOW A KISS
THE WIND TAKES IT
TELLING ME IT WILL REACH THE ONES I LOVE
I CRY
THE WIND DRY MY TEARS
TELLING ME IT WILL ALL BE OKAY
I WHISPER A SECRET
THE WIND LISTENS
TELLING ME IT WILL KEEP IT SAFE
I GET ANGRY
THE WIND SOOTHES ME
TELLING ME IT'S NOT WORTH IT
WHATEVER I DO
THE WIND REACTS
TELLING ME WHAT I NEED TO HEAR.
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Label: Hafiz xp
DANCE WITH THE WIND BY HAFIZ HALIMI
WIND IS THE FATE WE ARE FACING,
EVERY SECOND EVERY MINUTES,
WIND IS THE LIFE WE ARE TOUCHING,
SOMEONES THAT WE ALWAYS CARE,
WIND IS THE LOVE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND,
BUT ALWAYS SEEMS TO FEEL,
WIND IS THE BRIDGE WE CANNOT SEE,
WHICH MAY BE MADE WITH STEELS,
WIND IS THE ANONYMOUS PERFECTION,
NEEDNESS FOR HUMAN BEINGS,
WIND IS THE COOLNESS,
AFFECTION OF ONES LIFE,
WIND WILL BLOW THE RAIN AWAY,
SHOWING BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE,
WIND MAY INFACT THE SIGN OF FORGIVENESS,
OF ANY AND EVERY KIND,
WIND DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING,
WHEN IT DESTROY AND KILLS,
WIND IS THE ROTATION OF NATURE WITH CHOATIC TRUTH,
WHICH GOES BACK TO THE START BEYOND ENDS,
WIND MAY JUST BE THE PERFECT DANCE PARTNER,
OF NATURE AND MAN..
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Isnin, 1 Disember 2008
Label: Hafiz xp
Tagged by: CUZZY AFIFAH XD!!
RULES
#1 Do the “Letter MEME”.
#2 Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.
#3 Copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog):
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realised it when/on __2__3__ and I saw __4__5__. I’m sure you’re __6__ enough to understand __7__.. I’m returning __8__ to you, but I’ll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__11__. __12__.
Love, (your name).
P/S: You’re so lifeless, __13__ (the name of person who tagged you).
1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What’s the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always thought of
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
13. What is your favourite activity when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks – Ugly pig
Foosball – Silly duck
Shopping – french kisser
Indulging for food – Cranky banana
Movies – Smelly Armpits
Snacks – Horny Wolf
Snooker – Tiny nipples
Bowling – Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities – Vain pot
Having a long talk – Nose picker
Taking pictures – Dumb bitch
Other – Burn yourself
Dear antah xD ,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I DISLIKE YOU. I think I realised it when/on YOUR DOG RAN AMOK IN YOUR COMPANY CAR and I saw ,IGNORE MY AVOCADO PLANT. I’m sure you’re FROST BITTEN enough to understand HOW BORING YOU ARE .. I’m returning YOUR DARTH VADER POSTER , but I’ll keep MY VIRGINITY as a memory. You should also know that I always felt dirty before EGG PLANT-FETISHISM IN PAIN
YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD,HAFIZ
P/S: You’re so lifeless, D***B****, CUZZY FIFAH. HAHAHA :P SORRY
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